we wish you a merry homecoming🍻🏈🐝 (at Rookies Sports Bar and Grill)
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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
"1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough."
things to remember, -n.m.   (via fridaynights-citylights)
to the person I consistently butt heads with but couldn’t imagine what I would do without you - happy 21st😊💕 now go make some money at the casino & buy me something pretty (at landmarks of Davenport, IA)
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every brunette needs a blonde bestfriend💕👯
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love this girl to the moon & back💕💋 (at Rookies Sports Bar and Grill)
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time to get this bitch a shot because she’s the big 2-1🍻💋💁 xoxo sexy (at St. Ambrose University)
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thefuuuucomics:

slayboybunny:

girls are amazing



FACT
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
"I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings."

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)